From The Beanbag Chair
I use a middle initial so you know I'm sophisticated.
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women: we just can’t win
also, if you hang out with christians, you’re a slut if you’ve had sex...
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Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
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Avengers Music Mix:
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women: we just can’t win
also, if you hang out with christians, you’re a slut if you’ve had sex outside of marriage even once.
(Source: mlisam)
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GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ
PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.
ogmasdlkfh
OH MY GOD
This is the parent I aspire to be.
MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING
I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.
Good Parenting. Good.
I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room
So funny when it’s not me.
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Homework Assignment Of Evil
If you want to participate in one of my DA experiments, here’s a little project for you.
Step 1: Find traced base and the original image it’s traced from.
Step 2: Used traced base for buttfuck whatever.
Step 3: Upload it. Do NOT credit the traced base, credit original image.
Step 4: Slickly find a way for the “baser” to stumble upon it.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit
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The Dandy Lioness: Top Ten Myths About Introverts
(Stolen from JerryBrito.)
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.Myth #2…
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